spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
I’m happy because it’s my birthday soon and I love presents also a girl at school is giving me 50g of baccy tomorrow for a tenner which is a bargain and I’m going to the zoo with molly on Saturday and I LOVE THE ZOO
a collection of skirt tutorials
might be getting a sewing machine for my burfday so this is relevant
Don’t even talk to me about pancakes my mum dropped all the eggs and then my dad accidently washed the mix down the sink